904
May 14

“I have absolutely no script in my mind. I’m just going to ramble on and hope I get to the core of what this football club means.

First of all, it’s a  thank you to Manchester United; not just the directors, not just the medical staff, the coaching staff, the players, the supporters, it’s all of you. You have been the most fantastic experience of my life. Thank you.

I have been very fortunate. I have been able to manage some of the greatest players in the country, let alone Manchester United. All these players today have represented this club the proper way- they have won a championship in fantastic fashion. Well done to the players.

My retirement doesn’t mean the end of my life with the club. I will now be able to enjoy watching them, rather than suffer with them. But, if you think about it, those last-minute goals, the comebacks - even the defeats are all part of this great football club of ours, so thank you for that.

I’d also like to remind you that when we had bad times here the club stood by me, all my staff stood by me, the players stood by me - your job now is to stand by your new manager. That is important.

Before I start blubbling, I just want to pay tribute to Paul Scholes, who retires today. Unbelievable, one of the greatest players this club has ever had or ever will have. Paul, we wish you a good retirement. I know you will be around to annoy me. Also, I would like to say a little word wishing Darren Fletcher a speedy comeback to our club.  

The players, I wish the players every success in the future. You know how good you are, you know the jersey you’re wearing, and you know what it means to everyone here. Don’t ever let yourselves down. The expectation is always there.

I’m going home, well, I’m going inside for a while, and I want to say thank you again from all the Ferguson family, they are all up there - 11 grandchildren. Thank you.”

#thankyousiralex

(Source: ginger-prince)


1446
May 14
Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn’t know you left open.
John Barrymore (via kari-shma)

An open letter to anyone and everyone

I’ve been in a rather bitey mood recently. ‘Bitey mood’ is a term I coined to refer to the birds at my workplace, when they get angsty and violent. That’s when they start to bite, and that’s where the term came from.

Of course, I don’t actually bite the people around me (I’d be sent to a mental hospital if I actually did), but I do lash out in different ways, mostly verbally. I tend to be tactless, sarcastic, rude, extremely vulgar and generally a pain in the ass.

I don’t know why I’m feeling like this. Maybe it’s me trying to act on my pent-up emotions about life and my failures thus far but I’m sure this is not the person I set myself out to be.

To all people that I may have offended with my ‘bitey mood’, I am truly sorry for my antics and crap. I might have meant it, I might have not, but I’m not gonna make an excuse for being a jerkwad. I shall try to be less of an ass in the future, keyword being try. No guarantees.

But hey, that’s what you get when you hang with me. Pure, unadulterated, Grade A bullshit from everyone’s favorite cautionary tale. Cheers

EDIT : okay the last paragraph was me being bitey AGAIN. No matter, it is but a phase, and I am rather confident that I’ll get over it. Best of days ahead to all that are reading this, wherever and whenever you are (Inspector Spacetime reference ftw)

528
May 06

theonlymagicleftisart:

Marcus Alexander from Los Angeles submitted some pretty intricate acrylic paintings on canvas with a retro modern feudal Japan vibe.

Visit www.angelmenace.com to see more of his work.


1906
May 04

marvelentertainment:

Explore Phase Two of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with this awesome concept art from Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” on April 4, 2014 and “Guardians of the Galaxy” on August 1, 2014!


56
May 04
kockamaniahu:

James bond’s Aston Martin DB5 (by JeroenOttens)

kockamaniahu:

James bond’s Aston Martin DB5 (by JeroenOttens)


All discomfort comes from suppressing your true identity.

-Bryant McGill

I’ve been having a bit of a identity crisis (?) recently. I look back at who I was ten years ago, five years ago, three years ago, one year ago, and every single time, I feel like I’m relieving the memories of a doppelgänger.

While this isn’t entirely unexpected, I must admit a bit of shock at the drastic changes in character and personality in me. I’ve been merging the blacks with the whites so much, that almost every single aspect of my being is gray.

I do admit at withholding certain aspects of my character in front of different people, for example, I’m never gonna be as crazy as I am with Threesome On A Tripod with my friends from school, and I’m definitely won’t be as brooding as I am by myself with my work mates, but at some point, a balance has to be stuck, a middle ground where I can really be myself.


Right now, I don’t even know which aspect of me is my true self. Maybe it’s somewhere in between, maybe it’s something else entirely. I feel lost.


670
Apr 28

lickypickystickyme:

You can pre-order your limited edition Star Wars iphone case now.
Chewbacca is awesome.

HOLY ADGLSODNGIOASBGH


1651
Apr 28
It’s the eyebrows raised
and the glance across the room;
it’s the tiny smirk.

6496
Apr 28

101804
Apr 28

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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This post wins tumblr


132766
Apr 28

EVOLUTION OF MUSIC by Pentatonix

11th Century
Salve Regina 

1600s
Canon in D - Pachelbel

1800s
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

1910s
Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly 

1920s
Old Man River - Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II

1930s
Minnie the Moocher - Cab Calloway

1940s
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters

1950s
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash
La Bamba - Ritchie Valens

1960s
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Barbara Ann - Beach Boys 
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
RESPECT - Aretha Franklin

1970s
ABC - Jackson 5
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

1980s
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson

1990s
Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
…Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
I Want It That Way - The Backstreet Boys 

2000s
Hey Ya! - Outkast 
Drop it Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley 
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Single Ladies - Beyonce
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I Got a Feelin - Black Eyed Peas

2010s
Baby - Justin Bieber
We Found Love - Rihanna
Some Nights - Fun.
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
Gangnam Style - Psy
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

HOLY CRAP

(Source: akosiallen)


72
Apr 28

community101:

Switch Back - Community 4.11

;_________;


521
Apr 23

Shipwreck in the Red Sea

This is the very reason why I’m taking up diving

Shipwreck in the Red Sea

This is the very reason why I’m taking up diving


1811
Apr 23

buzzfeed:

Pick your perfect home movie theater: futuristic, vintage, modern, or Mario. 

I’d go for vintage. Or maybe Mario just for the lulz